Awkward o.o

INTERWEB!

So I've done a few guest posts recently. Well, only two, but in relation to how long I've had the blog, that's a lot. Anyway, I thought I'd tell you about my weirdness.

Hah, yeah right. No, I'm going to tell you mostly about my friend's weirdness and how it awkwardly draws attention to us.

Today I had to makeup a Social Studies quiz after school because I was out sick all last week (as you all know). I didn't really feel like going home after because that's too mainstream, so I went to my other house. I feel like I've earned the right to call it that because it kind of is. I spend so much time there, it's not even funny. This is the house I was telling you guys was all weird in the Zelda post.

So I texted the resident of the weird house so she knew I was coming. Apparently, she didn't get the text I sent about having to stay after school to take a quiz, so she found me at my classroom getting ready to start. I told her to hang out in the library, but no, she just had to sit outside the classroom all creepily. She sat down right outside the door with her backpack. When I came out, I found her hunched over with her earbuds in, and her hair covering her face. She looked like an extremely depressed emo kid, I kid you not. She told me she was listening to Black Veil Brides (quelle surprise) which added to the effect. She could've totally pulled it off, had she not smiled at everyone that walked by. She even said hi to another friend of mine, who poked her head in the classroom while I was taking the quiz and whispered, "You can do it, TARDIS!"
~~THANK YOU, AWESOME PERSON!!! I GOT ALL THE COUNTRIES RIGHT, THANKS TO HETALIA XD~~ ITALY "PAASSSTTAAAAAAAAA" <3
So yeah, she was being weird.

**the weird yellow stuff in her hair is supposed to be her blonde streaks from when she died it purple... but extra points for the TARDIS iPhone case :D**

The walk home, though... that was something else.

She was still listening to Black Veil Brides when we got out of the school (we went a back way because she wanted to explore... *sigh*) but her phone was dying, so we shared my earbuds and listened to Saosin :D awesome band, you guys should listen to them... We walked down the street really stupidly, both trying to keep our earbuds in. We started talking about random stuff, and somehow the conversation topic came to rest on her mom. Sadly, this isn't an uncommon discussion topic for us... Anyway, she was telling me about how her mom randomly starts walking weirdly. She decided it was a great idea to demonstrate for me as we walked along in public. She was waddling forward like a constipated ballerina when I noticed some people walking behind us. They were staring at my friend with the most horrified "what the hell" faces I had ever seen, and I admit, they had good reason. Imagine it from their point of view: there are two weird looking girls in front of them trying pathetically to share earbuds and failing because they kept falling out, talking very loudly, and now one of them decided she wanted to be a duck. I guess I would be weirded out if I was presented with the same image.

We kept walking and ran into some kids we know. Well. I know of two of them, only one of which knows me, and neither of us knows the third kid. But that's okay, we had a good time. Basically, I think I made an inside joke with them by accident because they were talking about how we're so weird and I blurted out, "I USED TO BE NORMAL!" So now I guess that's a thing. We'll see XD

SIDE-NOTE~
I AM A UNICORN
Like seriously.
I was so happy today because when I walked into math class, people acknowledged my existence as a unicorn. Like, they were talking about me being a unicorn and when I walked in, this girl was like, "Anupama, are you really a unicorn?" and I said, "of course I am." and she was like "oh. Okay. Fine by me." AND I WAS SO HAPPY :D I AM THE NUTELLA UNICORN GODDESS OF ALL!!!! BOW TO ME, PEASANTS.
EXCEPT FOR THE KING. THE KING IS MY EQUAL. HELLO, KING. PLEASE COMMENT. AS WELL AS YOU PEASANTS. EVERYBODY COMMENT!!!

~Anupama